master of sinuses

No seriously, if you're about to sneeze and you don't know if you're going to, hold up a tissue to your nose and it will scare the snot back in!

the big sneeze

Man, I'm still sneezing like crazy. It's ridiculous. Oh, also I'll have a flash tutorial about using the line tool up on my Rickety Rat Blog tomorrow. You should check it out!

beautiful day

I woke up today, my eyes were itchy, my nose and ears were stuffed up, my throat was filled with flem, AND it was a horrible day out. How is that fair?

Tissues

Yeah, I don't know who the guy is or what product it's for, but every time I see this commercial (with an Olympic athlete) and it starts in with a close up of a waste basket overflowing with tissues, I don't think of allergies.

Consequently, this joke is a part of the sex addiction test. If you get this joke, you're an addict!

"What handkerchief?"