in theory

Like this joke.

Yeah, there's a store in my town called "theory" that's either about to open or about to close. I thought it was hilarious. Not the sign of the bad economy, the irony.

It's really annoying when everyone says you live in a rich town and you walk down the street and all the stores(that are open) have 50-70% off signs in their windows.

Of course 70% off 300= STILL MORE THAN I CAN AFFORD.