A cow, pig, and chicken walk into a bar...

She didn't think it was funny. I thought it was HILARIOUS.

And for all the girls I know who wear glasses and think it's you, IT'S NOT YOU.

Also, I'm trying to get back into modeling, so I'm gonna start modeling this guy:


That is, I will be starting when Maya stops quitting on me. GAH!

Players

Stop dreaming ladies. And don't lie, I know why you went to see that New Moon movie and bought the super high def DVD.